30 minutes ago on 01.14.19   โ˜… 630104 notes  via / org

huitzilipochtli:

please god!!! please!!! watch phineas and ferb!!! the last two seasons are a shitpost!!! pl ease!!!

1 hour ago on 01.14.19   โ˜… 31588 notes  via / org

murkmen:

updogonline:

justgirlythings: pissing so hard it carves a hole clean through my toilet

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11 hours ago on 01.13.19   โ˜… 561 notes  via / org

powerandglxry:

horror writers and devs: this nasty garbage man is the scariest and most traumatizing thing we’ve ever created, isn’t he terrifying?

ya’ll every single time:

1 day ago on 01.12.19   โ˜… 32061 notes  via / org

kihyuns:

monbebes are changkyun’s flowers 🌻

1 day ago on 01.12.19   โ˜… 1028 notes  via / org
hoshees:
“fychangki:
““© beloved ๐Ÿบ do not edit.
” ”
@agu5td
”

hoshees:

fychangki:

© beloved 🐺 do not edit. 

@agu5td

1 day ago on 01.12.19   โ˜… 56 notes  via / org

chipsprites:

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

1 day ago on 01.12.19   โ˜… 250856 notes  via / org

owlinadayswork:

imonlyadumpling:

blue-eyed-thing:

alwaysabeautifullife:

cloudfreed:

bibleforboys:

grumpy-soul:

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen

this is a lot

that baby/young elephant is so cute I love animals

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Don’t ignore the baby.

Elephants are so precious ✨

I love him

1 day ago on 01.12.19   โ˜… 96128 notes  via / org

doyoung:

yuta for @yongs 🌹

1 day ago on 01.12.19   โ˜… 1349 notes  via / org
emerald-imperial:
“please look at my cat’s feet
”

emerald-imperial:

please look at my cat’s feet

1 day ago on 01.12.19   โ˜… 365303 notes  via / org
1 day ago on 01.12.19   โ˜… 103004 notes  via / org

melon-official:

slightmayhem:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

2 days ago on 01.12.19   โ˜… 191656 notes  via / org

runcibility:

slatestarscratchpad:

The chemical name for vitamin C is “ascorbic acid”. I always used to wonder about this one. Is being ascorbic like being acerbic? Is it like being ascetic? Absorbent? Some combination of all of them?

Today I learned that scorbi is just a Latinish way of writing scurvy. So a-scorbi-c acid is “no-scurvy acid”.

Eat this orange. It’s full of FuckScurvium.

2 days ago on 01.11.19   โ˜… 31910 notes  via / org

hotseok:

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showho: goes to a restaurant

restaurant: whipped

2 days ago on 01.11.19   โ˜… 258 notes  via / org